If you stop eating in earnest, taking nibbles under the covers instead, you turn a little blue around the lips and start moving slowly. When you start moving slowly, with the fat gone from your boobs and your pants hanging full of air where used to be derriere, sex goes out of your head too. With the sex out of your head, bunches of red cartoon hearts stream out of your chest, and then you are not a woman at all and maybe only human in the sense that you can knock two sticks together in time like was done in caves in the dark. When the sticks stop their knocking, well, then, the waiting is over.